No. Not that. I’m referring to my Twitter follower update.
And I’m male.
Last month I was holding steady at 42 and considered abandoning Twitter altogether.
Let’s face it. Two of my followers are Twitter accounts I set up. Twitter stardom was looking bleak. But then I made a somewhat embarrassing plea to all of my Facebook friends and blog readers. I am now pleased to announce I have climbed to…tympany…46!
Wow. I’m glad I stuck around.
Let’s take a brief look at some of the interesting folks that have chosen to follow my snippets of wisdom.
@sharOn is a fan of the Horned Frogs and her profile states: “Life is Good…sports, travel, thinking, writing, reading & yoga.” Far out. Sounds like a nice person. And she’s spells good with a capital “G.” Welcome aboard SharOn! (Whoever you are).
@pondwarehouse. Not sure how this couple found me, but they appear to be hardworking entrepreneurs. So, if you are need of supplies for your pond or waterfall — why not give them a call? Maybe because they are in Michigan and you’re not but do it anyway. And mention my name. They’ll say “Who?”
@HealthyFellow. The name says it all. He’s a guy. He’s pretty healthy. HealthyFellow tweets mostly about natural health stuff. I’ll probably turn his notifications off. I don’t need that crap interrupting my work flow.
@leo_aze. Finally. Someone I know. A friend. And a good guy. A really good guy. Leo has 705 followers. That make him 20 times gooder than me. Leo tweets useful information, links and inspiring thoughts. What an asshole. But I encourage you to follow Leo. Let’s get him up to 711…712.
@AZHomenews followed me for a 24 hour period. Must have said something to upset him. I turns out he was just trying to sell an over priced house in Phoenix. F*ck that guy.
There you have it. 46 followers and rising. If you are so inclined, please tell your friends and co-workers about @cinemkr. There is plenty enough room on my follower list.
And remember: if you want humorous thoughts and asides that will lighten your day follow @SteveMartinToGo.