Trucker hats.  Before they were cool they were just cheap.


Your dad drank tall boys before you did and he had the thirst to prove it. Baby sized beers couldn’t quench his man sized alcohol hunger. That’s why after long hours of hard work he wrapped his bear fists around colossal cans of relaxation. His goliath gulp of hops didn’t just wash away the woes of his shitty job, it drown them in a sea of extra ounces.


So hipsters, next time you’re deuce deucing your liver with PBR, Tecate, or Bud Heavy, remember this…


You’d still be sipping small cans had your dad not demanded bars stock his go to drink of drunk – tall boys. 

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