“Coffee, tea or….are you reading a Koran?”

From a recent NPR story on the carry-on bag problem — “Verboom says messing around with carry-ons can delay departures and distract flight attendants when they’re supposed to be looking out for suspicious activity.”

Really? I thought they were brewing coffee?

Hey Mr. Tally Man…your bananas suck.

You know when you grab a banana that appears delicious and ripe and then you peel it and bite into it and its not? I hate that.

And his first name sounded like perve…

In 1978, the Warriors picked Purvis Short in the 1st round. The next pick? Larry Bird. That aside…who drafts a guy named “Short” in the NBA?

“I’ll yell rat.”

I loved how Ferris Bueller fended off the Maître d’ simply by threatening to “yell rat.”

Simpler times.

I think I would much prefer Daylight “Spend Your Money Like A Drunken Sailor” Time.

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